barbeauxbot: dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: No matter how much I hate Loghain and want him dead, I can never bring myself to do it after his line to Anora about how daughters never grow up. I always have to have Alistair do the honors. Hahaha that line made Maebh explode with rage “I’m grown up enough to kill you, old man.” My first time playing the game I had Alistair duel Loghain… and I was romancing him, made him King and asked him to marry Anora (wasn’t hardened either because first time and didn’t know etc.). So yeah I really screwed my poor Tabris over.
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barbeauxbot:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: No matter how much I hate Loghain and want him dead, I can never bring myself to do it after his line to Anora about how daughters never grow up. I always have to have Alistair do the honors.

Hahaha that line made Maebh explode with rage

“I’m grown up enough to kill you, old man.”

My first time playing the game I had Alistair duel Loghain… and I was romancing him, made him King and asked him to marry Anora (wasn’t hardened either because first time and didn’t know etc.).

So yeah I really screwed my poor Tabris over.

Source: dragonageconfessions

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

VALDEMART

(via starborn-vagabond)

Source: illshowyoumadness

11 Reasons "Xena: Warrior Princess" Is Better Than "Game Of Thrones"

socialismartnature:

Sex? Intrigue? Political machinations? Whatever. Xena had all that and more way back in the mid ’90s.

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Xena is better than everything, but it does treat women like people even when they are eye candy.

Also there was literally one rape during the entire show and that was traumatic horrible fire and evil thing.

sea of crises: cleolinda: Announcing Kindle Worlds Get ready for Kindle Worlds, a...

emynii:

crisium:

cleolinda:

Announcing Kindle Worlds

Get ready for Kindle Worlds, a place for you to publish fan fiction inspired by popular books, shows, movies, comics, music, and games. With Kindle Worlds, you can write new stories based on featured Worlds, engage an audience of readers, and earn royalties. Amazon Publishing has secured licenses from Warner Bros. for Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Vampire Diaries, with licenses for more Worlds on the way.


Content Guidelines for Kindle Worlds

Pornography: We don’t accept pornography or offensive depictions of graphic sexual acts.

Offensive Content: We don’t accept offensive content, including but not limited to racial slurs, excessively graphic or violent material, or excessive use of foul language.

Illegal and Infringing Content: We take violations of laws and proprietary rights very seriously. It is the authors’ responsibility to ensure that their content doesn’t violate laws or copyright, trademark, privacy, publicity, or other rights.

Poor Customer Experience: We don’t accept books that provide a poor customer experience. Examples include poorly formatted books and books with misleading titles, cover art, or product descriptions. We reserve the right to determine whether content provides a poor customer experience.

Excessive Use of Brands: We don’t accept the excessive use of brand names or the inclusion of brand names for paid advertising or promotion.

Crossover: No crossovers from other Worlds are permitted, meaning your work may not include elements of any copyright-protected book, movie, or other property outside of the elements of this World.

lol Amazon.

… right.

I don’t think Amazon knows what Fan Fiction is…

Wat.

Source: cleolinda

englishjakes:

mapleprince:

8ad-jokes:

Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?

I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?

3 yea

i got a perfect 3 as well

3 (I don’t understand why it asks about sexual submissiveness though, what has that to do with it?)

Source: 8ad-jokes

starborn-vagabond:

Never Too Many Spiders!: morbi: Okay, I always find it a little odd that people consider Super…

morbi:

Okay, I always find it a little odd that people consider Super Princess Peach sexist because the gimmick revolves around Princess Peach having emotion based abilities. I see people make mood swing jokes and PMS jabs whenever it’s brought up. These are people who obviously have never…

I’ve played some of it. It is way harder than Mario Bros and I got stuck on a bit where you have to use the stylus to make Peach fly.

Other than me getting stuck it’s a really good game.

Source: morbi

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